Western Black Rhino officially declared extinct. Good job everyone. Round of applause because the ivory was soooooo worth it.
This is legit and I’m crying.
i hate how my friends think im a heartbreaker. I shoot down guys so I’m a sniper. no im not. i have standards. i know what most of you want from me and i dont want that.
you dont wanna talk to me, you dont wanna be friends, you dont wanna sit next to me so we can talk about the greatness of…
im kind o f drunk so you should send me dirrty asks bitches ;)
Have you tried anything wild, crazy or kinky on your Sex Bucketlist?
Prove it to the world by submitting a photo of it to BucketlistSex@gmail.com
I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”
HERE HAVE A STICKER
no fuck you
when science and alcohol meet <3
This bartender gets all of the tips… ever…
HOW DOES THIS WORK
Science side of tumblr please tell us how the hell this is possible
The colored liquids have different densities!
The Red is the most dense so it’s at the bottom, and so forth with the colors.
ok we are happy now thank you